>Tfw no tomboy sidewinder gf locking on to you and obliterating your fuselage like the cheap, outdated MiG-21F-104 you are.

We've collaborated with everyone's favorite plane-waifu artist  to bring you a devilishly cute air to air missile. Our bundle features an extra-fine, double-sided screen print of Aim-9 Sidewinder-Chan. Using high quality inks and our favorite US based print shop, we're able to achieve an incredible level of detail, color, and quality. And unlike cheaper 'direct-to-garment' printing methods, our screen print will stand the test of time.

It's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.

Sizing

Our Sidewinder tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the  page for more information. 

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Construction

Our tees are screen printed on the front and back with quality, custom-blended inks in the USA. 

The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability.