>Tfw no tomboy sidewinder gf locking on to you and obliterating your
fuselage like the cheap, outdated MiG-21F-104 you are.
Just listen to that girl BRRRRRRRRR
We've collaborated with everyone's favorite plane-waifu artist to bring you a devilishly cute air to air missile. Our bundle features an extra-fine, double-sided screen print of Aim-9 Sidewinder-Chan. Using high quality inks and our favorite US based print shop, we're able to achieve an incredible level of detail, color, and quality. And unlike cheaper 'direct-to-garment' printing methods, our screen print will stand the test of time.
It's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.
Our bundle also includes an 8 x 3" slap of Sidewinder-Chan, and an embroidered 3" round patch—both original, never-before-seen designs.
Specs
- May cause urgent desire for an air-to-air ordnance gf
- Bundle Includes one tee, one sticker, and one embroidered patch
The Shirt
- High quality font-and-back screen printed design on Hanes Beefy-T shirts
The Sticker
- Durable vinyl resists scratches, water, and sunlight
- Matte finish
- Adhesive backing
- 8" x 3"
The Patch
- Embroidered fabric patch
- hook and loop backed
- 3" Diameter
Sizing
Our Sidewinder tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are screen printed on the front and back with quality, custom-blended inks in the USA.
The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability.
